Today is Administrative Assistants Day!
(Today is also Wednesday, but maybe you knew that.
If you did, you likely have an Administrative Assistant to thank.)
And to that assistant, I give this poem of gratitude.
Ode To Administrative Assistants To the ties that bind the white collar world, The efficiency within the corporate Rube Goldberg, The one person, who, even in open floor plan days, Is still deemed Worthy of a Desk. Thank you, oh Knower of the Knowledge, Finder of the Files, Keeper of the Keys For being the fount of wisdom and organization That you are. You deserve more than just a crappy card And a Starbucks gift certificate. Now that we're all working from home, May you get what you truly deserve: A moment of peace and our sincerest gratitude.